I am a relatively normal human male recently returned from a year in Edinburgh and now works for the Man. After twenty-one consecutive years of schooling, I now have my very own cubicle and am a (somewhat) productive member of society. And I get paid.
I dislike it when people refer to Austin as "the ATX." That's totally lame. Also, I find myself extraordinarily resentful of people who come into the library after nine o'clock in the evening. Damn night owls.
Surely I jest.
My name is Brian, I am 27. I want to explode in a karaoke supernova. Yeah.
(That's a reference to a Ben Folds song, by the way. You should listen to it.)